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Good Clean Music

by Michael R. Jackson

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1.
I’VE THROWN THOSE MINOR CHORDS AWAY PUT ON MY RED ROSE COLORED GLASSES COMPOSED A BRAND NEW SONG TODAY A CHAIN LOVE LETTER TO MASSES I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I HAD IT IN ME I ALWAYS THOUGHT MY DEFAULT WAS DARK A SHOCK JOCK WITH NO MORAL COMPASS ‘TIL I FOUND AN INTERNAL SPARK WITH GOOD, CLEAN MUSIC (GOOD, CLEAN, GOOD, CLEAN A-MUSIC) LIGHT AND FUN (GOOD, CLEAN, GOOD, CLEAN A-MUSIC) GOOD, CLEAN MUSIC THAT’S TAILOR MADE SO IT PLEASES EVERYONE SURE, I’VE GOT EDGE BUT WHAT’S IT BOUGHT ME? WHY SING BLUE WORDS INTO THE MIC? IF THERE’S ONE THING MY CRITICS TAUGHT ME THAT’S ONE THING PEOPLE JUST DON’T LIKE I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ELUSIVE I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD MAKE THE SWITCH PICKED UP MY PEN THEN THE MUSE DESCENDED AND SUDDENLY I’VE FOUND A NEW NICHE WITH GOOD, CLEAN MUSIC (GOOD, CLEAN, GOOD, CLEAN A-MUSIC) HEART AND FUN (GOOD, CLEAN, GOOD, CLEAN A-MUSIC) GOOD, CLEAN MUSIC THAT’S TAILOR MADE SO IT PLEASES EVERYONE I WAS ASKED TO CLEAN IT UP I WAS ASKED TO TONE IT DOWN I WAS ASKED TO CHILL WITH ALL THE CONTROVERSIAL I WAS ASKED TO CHOOSE BETWEEN MY ART AND MY CAREER BETWEEN MY HEART AND MM, WELL SOMETHING MORE COMMERCIAL SO I CHOSE MOSTLY WHITE AND NOT CONFRONTATIONAL MOSTLY WHITE AND NOT CONFRONTATIONAL MOSTLY WHITE AND NOT CONFRONTATIONAL MOSTLY WHITE AND NOT CONFRONTATIONAL GOOD CLEAN MUSIC GOOD, CLEAN MUSIC GOOD CLEAN MUSIC GOOD CLEAN MUSIC I VOW TONIGHT TO MAKE AMENDS TONIGHT I VOW TO MAKE YOU HAPPY JUST GUYS PLEASE WILL YOU BE MY FRIENDS EVEN IF YOU THINK MY SONGS ARE CRAPPY I WONDER IF I CAN WIN YOU OVER IT ISN’T EASY TO CHARM A CROWD YOU GOTTA BE LIKE A RAY OF SUNSHINE AND RECALL THE DAY THAT YOU VOWED WITH GOOD, CLEAN MUSIC (GOOD, CLEAN, GOOD, CLEAN A-MUSIC) HEART AND FUN (GOOD, CLEAN, GOOD, CLEAN A-MUSIC) GOOD, CLEAN MUSIC THAT’S TAILOR MADE SO IT PLEASES EVERYONE!
2.
IN A BATHTUB AT THE BEVERLY HILLS HOTEL I LIE SUBMERGED IN OLIVE OIL AND WATER I’M A COPPER PENNY TOSSED IN A WISHING WELL BUT MY ONLY DYING WISH IS FOR MY DAUGHTER DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT HERE OR HOW I GET TO SEE MY LIFE FROM SUCH DISTANCE BUT WITH SUCH CLARITY ENDING ON A HIGH NOTE WAS HOW I PLANNED TO GO NOT THRASHING IN THE WATER THEN SINKING DOWN BELOW IN A BATHTUB AT THE BEVERLY HILLS HOTEL THEY’RE DOING CPR BUT IT’S FAILING AS THE TWITTER RIPS ALL WISH ME WELL ON THE STREET BELOW MY BABY GIRL IS WAILING DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT HERE OR WHERE I’M HEADED NOW OR WHY THIS STARRY EVENING I TOOK MY FINAL BOW DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT HERE OR WHERE HERE EVEN IS FEEL KINDA LIKE A DOROTHY OFF TO SEE THE WIZ SMOKING CRACK WITH CHAKKA KHAN SMOKING CRACK WITH CHAKKA KHAN SMOKING CRACK WITH CHAKKA KHAN SMOKING CRACK WITH CHAKKA KHAN IN THE LOBBY OF THE BEVERLY HILLS HOTEL A WOMAN ASKED IF SHE COULD HUG ME THOUGH THE LOVE SHE’S GIVING SHOULD CAUSE MY HEART TO SWELL THE RUMBLING IN MY SOUL STARTS TO BUG ME DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT HERE OR WHY THEY LOVE ME SO I’M NO LONGER EVERY WOMAN HELL TO THE NO HELL TO THE NO DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT HERE WITH ALL THIS HATE INSIDE THERE ARE MIRRORS ALL AROUND ME AND I JUST WANT TO HIDE IN A BATHTUB AT THE BEVERLY HILLS HOTEL THE OLIVE OIL I POUR IS MY ANNOINTING THE XANAX IS HIS BODY AND THE CHAMPAGNE IS HIS BLOOD BUT THE END RESULT IS SO DISAPPOINTING
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Girlfriend 02:48
GOT A NEW CAR FOR MY GIRLFRIEND SAVED UP ALL MY MONEY TO BUY MY GIRL SOME WHEELS BEEN SHOPPING AROUND FOR MY GIRLFRIEND DID SOME BARGAIN HUNTIN’ FOUND SOME REAL GOOD DEALS FOR MY GIRLFRIEND MY PRETTY GIRLFRIEND BEEN WORKIN' REAL HARD FOR MY GIRLFRIEND DON’T DO NO GANG BANGING AND I’ON BE SELLIN’ NO DRUGS I WORK THREE JOBS FOR MY GIRLFRIEND SHE GIVE THE ILLEST KISSES AND THE SWEETEST HUGS THAT’S MY GIRLFRIEND WOAH LORD, THAT’S MY GIRL! MY BOYS SAY THAT GIRL IS TROUBLE! WHAT! THEY SAY SHE A SKEEZER, YO HER MOMS AND HER POPS BE ALL ON HER BACK HER SO CALLED “GIRLFRIENDS” BE THE MAIN ONES TO TEASE HER SO I’M GONNA GET MY GIRLFRIEND UP OUTTA D-TOWN WE GONNA MOVE TO ATLANTA OR TEXAS OR SOMEWHERE AND SETTLE DOWN I’M THE ONLY ONE SHE GOT ON HER SIDE SO I GOTTA KEEP HER BESIDE MINE WE GONNA CRUISE ACROSS THE STATE LINE IN THIS PIMPED OUT RIDE! GOT A NEW CAR FOR MY GIRLFRIEND I HOPE IT MAKE HER SMILE i HOPE SHE DON’T THINK IT’S WHACK A PRETTY NICE CAR FOR MY BABY IT’S GOT A LOTTA MILES THOUGH AND I SHOULDA PAINTED IT BLACK GOT A NEW CAR FOR MY GIRLFRIEND OH LORD, PLEASE LET HER LIKE IT PLEASE GOD, JUST LET HER LIKE IT PLEASE GOD, JUST LET HER LIKE IT 'CAUSE I BOUGHT IT FROM A CRACKHEAD SO THAT PROB’LY MEANS I CAN'T TAKE IT BACK ...
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Memory Song 03:49
FIVE FOOT FOUR / HIGH SCHOOL GYM / SNEAKING A CUPCAKE THESE ARE MY MEMORIES THESE ARE MY MEMORIES SHOOTING HOOPS OFF THE RIM / SLOW ON THE UPTAKE THESE ARE MY MEMORIES THESE ARE MY MEMORIES AFTER GYM / THE LOCKER ROOM / MY EYES PHOTOGRAPHING NAKED ME MEASURES IN AT FOUR & HALF INCHES THESE ARE MY MEMORIES THESE ARE MY MEMORIES OF ONE LONE BLACK GAY BOY I KNEW WHO CHOSE TO TURN HIS BACK ON THE LORD ONE LONE BLACK GAY BOY I KNEW WHO CHOSE TO TURN HIS BACK ON THE LORD GUILT AND SHAME / JESUS' NAME / CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY THESE ARE MY MEMORIES THESE ARE MY MEMORIES EAT HIS BODY / DRINK HIS BLOOD / COMMUNION BUFFET THESE ARE MY MEMORIES SWEET SOUR MEMORIES AFTER CHURCH WE'RE DRIVING HOME TO RADIO CRACKLE JAZZ MUZAK OR MOTOWN BLUES AND SKIN IS A SHACKLE FOR ONE LONE BLACK GAY BOY I KNEW WHO CHOSE TO TURN HIS BACK ON THE LORD ... FOR ONE LONE BLACK GAY BOY I KNEW WHO CHOSE TO TURN HIS BACK ON THE LORD ... THESE ARE MY MEMORIES SWEET SOUR MEMORIES THIS IS MY HISTORY THIS IS MY MYSTERY MOM IS NAPPING ON THE COUCH WHILE DAD CUTS THE GRASS--I WATCH TV ALL DAY LONG: "YOUNG & THE RESTLESS" LIKE ONE LONE BLACK GAY BOY I KNEW WHO CHOSE TO TURN HIS BACK ON THE LORD ONE LONE BLACK GAY BOY I KNEW WHO CHOSE TO TURN HIS BACK ON THE LORD DAD IS DRUNK AND ON THE COUCH WHILE MOM EATS A PORK CHOP “DAILY BREAD” MILL DAILY TREADMILL WON’T EVER STOP ONE LONE BLACK GAY BOY I KNEW WHO CHOSE TO TURN HIS BACK ON THE LORD ONE LONE BLACK GAY BOY I KNEW WHO CHOSE TO TURN HIS BACK ON THE LORD I AM LYING ON THE COUCH, I DREAM THAT I'M FLYING FLAPPING BOTH MY WINGS SO HARD TO KEEP ME FROM DYING WITH A CROWN OF GODFORSAKEN THORNS ON MY HEAD LIKE ALL THOSE BLACK GAY BOYS I KNEW WHO CHOSE TO GO ON BACK TO THE LORD AND ALL THOSE BLACK GAY BOYS I KNEW WHO CHOSE TO GO ON BACK TO THE LORD AND ALL THOSE BLACK GAY BOYS I KNEW WHO CHOSE TO GO ON BACK TO THE LORD AND ALL THOSE BLACK GAY BOYS I KNEW WHO CHOSE TO GO ON BACK TO THE LORD ... INSTEAD
5.
IN A YEAR WHEN SUCH PERFORMANCES HAVE DOMINATED I SWEAR IT’S REALLY JUST AN HONOR TO BE NOMINATED SO WHEN I SAW THE LIST OF GIRLS WITH WHOM I’D BE COMPETING I LAUGHED IT OFF BECAUSE I KNEW I HAD NO CHANCE OF BEATING ONE RED CARPET BLONDE (THERE SHE GOES AGAIN!) ONE WITH TWO GOLDEN GLOBES (YOU'RE A SUPERSTAR AND YOU KNOW IT!) ONE THE ODDS ON FAVORITE (YOU'RE SO FINE!) FOR HER ROLE AS THE HOOKER WITH A HEART OF GOLD (THERE SHE GOES AGAIN) SO! IF I PROMISE NOT TO DROP THE F-BOMB WHILE I’M UP HERE TAKING YOUR LOVE IN WILL YOU FORGIVE ME ‘CAUSE I’M OSCAR SPEECHLESS WHEN YOU TAKE ME IN YOUR ARMS IT’S LIKE A WOUND IS HEALED YOU GOT ME FEELING LIKE A MERYL STREEP OR SALLY FIELD NOW EVERY NIGHT I GET TO CRAWL IN BED WITH THIS AWARD IT’S A CLICHÉ BUT I DON’T CARE BECAUSE I THANK THE LORD FOR MY BRILLIANT CO-STAR (HE'S SO DREAMY!) AND THIS MAGNIFICENT PART (YOU'RE A SUPERSTAR AND YOU KNOW IT!) THAT FULLY DEMANDED I PEEL BACK THE LAYERS AND SHOW YOU MY HEART SO! (YOU'RE A SUPERSTAR!) IF I PROMISE NOT TO DROP THE F-BOMB WHILE I’M UP HERE TAKING YOUR LOVE IN WILL YOU FORGIVE ME ‘CAUSE I’M OSCAR SPEECHLESS OSCAR SPEECHLESS OSCAR SPEECHLESS OSCAR SPEECHLESS AND I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU CALLED MY NAME TELL ME WAS ALCOHOL TO BLAME FOR THIS MIX UP? A-YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH! SO IF I PROMISE NOT TO DROP THE F-BOMB WHILE I’M TRIPPING ON MY DRESS (YEAH!) IF I PROMISE NOT TO DROP THE F-BOMB WHILE I’M UP HERE LOOKING A MESS (YEAH! YEAH!) IF I PROMISE NOT TO DROP THE F-BOMB WHILE THE MUSIC PLAYS ME OFF WILL YOU FORGIVE ME? WILL YOU FORGIVE ME? WILL YOU FORGIVE ME ‘CAUSE I’M … OH GOSH I … OH GOSH … OH GOSH I … OH GOSH YOU DON’T KNOW HOW THIS FEELS … YOU DON’T KNOW HOW IT FEELS YOU LIKE ME … YOU REALLY LIKE ME OH GOD … OH GOD … OH GOD …
6.
I FALL IN LOVE WITH A WHITE BOY I FINALLY GET MY WISH I THROW MY HOOK IN THE WATER AND FINALLY GET MY FISH HIS GOLDEN HAIR AND BLUE EYES MAKE ME SQUEAL HE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I’VE GOT SEX APPEAL I TAKE A WALK WITH MY WHITE BOY WE HOLD EACH OTHER’S HANDS WE HAVE THE SAME TASTE IN MOVIES AND 90S ALT ROCK BANDS HE SEES INTO MY HEART, MY SOUL MY HEAD I COLOR BLINDLY LEAP INTO HIS BED HE BRINGS THE COTTON PICKING SLAVE MAN OUT OF ME! (YES MASSA NO MASSA! HUH!) AND WHEN HE LOVES ME I POP CREAMY SODA EVERYWHERE! (WE SHALL OVER CUM!) AND ALL THE HATERS WANNA HANG US FROM A TREE (SOUTHERN TREES BEAR TWO STRANGE FRUITS Y’ALL!) FOR MIXING RACES AND SHARING SINGLE STRANDS OF ANGEL HAIR! Spoken: White boys can lick my taint. From the waxed assholes of Chelsea to the pastel tank tops of Hell’s Kitchen. From Boyz to Meningits. May your dick fall off and may it never get better. I FALL IN LOVE WITH A WHITE BOY WHO MEETS ANOTHER MAN HE SWEARS TO GOD THAT IT ISN’T SOME EVIL, COSMIC PLAN HE SAYS I CAN’T HELP THAT I FELL IN LOVE YOU’RE NOT THE NEGRO I WAS DREAMING OF I LOSE THE LOVE OF A WHITE BOY THE AFTERMATH IS ROUGH I SEE HIS BOYFRIEND AND WONDER IF I AM BLACK ENOUGH I SWEAR ONE DAY I’LL MAKE SOME WHITE BOY FEEL A PASSION THAT IS HIS ACHILLES HEEL WHY DID I CHOOSE TO BE A WIND-UP TOY ALL FOR THE LOVE OF A WHITE BOY?

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Good Clean Music is a collection of sweet tunes the whole family can enjoy. Featuring a cast of thousands that has lots of heart and is lots of fun.

Disclaimer: Playing it backwards may result in hearing secret mind control messages from my Lord and master in the fiery pit below so caveat emptor.

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released May 31, 2016

Vocals: Derrick Cobey, Seth Eliser, Daniel Everidge, Molly Hager, Darius Anthony Harper, Bekah Harris, Celisse Henderson, Jonathan Hoard, James Jackson Jr., Michael R. Jackson, Alyse Alan Louis, Joelle Lurie, Lauren Marcus, Eric William Morris, Sam Tedaldi, Brandon Uranowitz, Blake Whyte

Produced By: Dan Weiner
Band Arrangements: Jason Sherbundy
Vocal Arrangements: Michael R. Jackson
Piano: Jason Sherbundy
Sax: Alden Banta
Drums: Dan Weiner
Bass: Justin Goldner

Engineers: Dan Cardillo & Keita Jo

Recorded at City College & Studio G

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Michael R. Jackson New York, New York

Michael R. Jackson (aka The Living MJ). Musical theater composer. Lyricist. Book writer. Trash talker. Honesty is my brand. Check me out at www.youtube.com/michaelrj1981, www.thelivingmichaeljackson.com, and www.facebook.com/thelivingmichaeljackson

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