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Should There Ever Be A Next Time

from Dirty Laundry by Michael R. Jackson

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BOY
SHOULD THERE EVER BE A NEXT TIME
COULD YOU PROMISE NOT TO LAUGH AT MY DICK?
SHOULD THERE EVER BE A NEXT TIME
THAT AIN'T HUMOROUS AT ALL
I KNOW MY JUNK IS KINDA SMALL
BUT I GOTTA PLAY THE HAND I WAS DEALT
SO AS AWKWARD AS IT FELT
I'M PREPARED TO MAKE YOU MELT
SHOULD THERE EVER BE A NEXT TIME

GIRL
SHOULD THERE EVER BE A NEXT TIME
FIGHT THE URGE YOU HAVE TO BITE ON MY NIPS
SHOULD THERE EVER BE A NEXT TIME
FINGER BANGS DON'T TURN ME ON
ALSO, BABY MOW THE LAWN
BLOWING YOU GIVES ME THE WORST KINDA ITCH
I MAY COME OFF AS A BITCH
BUT YOU GOTTA FIX THE SITCH
SHOULD THERE EVER BE A NEXT TIME

BOY
I AIN'T SHAVING SHIT FOR NO ONE!
SINCE I FIRST KNEW I COULD
I WORKED HARD TO GROW ONE
I SCRIBBLED WITH MARKER
TO MAKE MINE LOOK DARKER
DURING PUBERTY

GIRL
(spoken)
Whatever. It looks like a Chia Pet though.

SHOULD THERE EVER BE A NEXT TIME
COULD YOU WARN ME IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
SHOULD THERE EVER BE A NEXT TIME
AS UNPLEASANT AS IT SOUNDS
I'LL PUMP YOU WITH 50 ROUNDS
IF YOU SAY ANOTHER NAME WHEN YOU COME
IT'S A HAMMER TO THE THUMB
SO KEEP IT TO A MINIMUM
SHOULD THERE EVER BE A NEXT TIME

GIRL
I'M NOT ON THE RAG, YOU RETARD!
CAN YOU NOT FUCKING SEE
I GAVE YOU MY V-CARD
MY FRIENDS SAID I OUGHT TO
BUT I NEVER THOUGHT YOU
WOULD BE SO LAME

BOY
(spoken)
That's virgin blood?

GIRL
SHOULD THERE EVER BE A NEXT TIME
COULD YOU ASK ME FOR PERMISSION TO FILM?
SHOULD THERE EVER BE A NEXT TIME
COULD YOU EDIT OUT MY FLAWS?
MAKE THE PEOPLE DROP THEIR JAWS
WHEN THEY SEE THE WAY I ROLL IN THE HAY
YOU CAN FILM US, FINE, OKAY
BUT I OUGHTA GET A SAY
SHOULD THERE EVER BE A NEXT TIME

BOY
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SO COOL
AT SCHOOL YOU ALWAYS SEEM LIKE SUCH A STICK IN THE MUD
I DON'T DATE FRESHMEN AS A RULE
STILL YOU'LL BE SHOCKED TO KNOW YOU'RE MY FIRST DICK IN THE BLOOD

GIRL
YOU ARE THE OPPOSITE OF COOL
AT SCHOOL WE ALWAYS LAUGH AND CALL YOU ICKY MAGEE
I HATE THAT FATE WOULD BE SO CRUEL
THAT YOU'LL FOREVER BE THE FIRST TO STICK IT TO ME

BOY
THE FIRST TO STICK IT TO YE!

GIRL
THE FIRST TO STICK IT TO ME

BOY
THE FIRST TO STICK IT TO THEE!

GIRL
THE WORST IN HISTORY

BOY
I GOTTA PEE

GIRL
I'M GONNA GO

BOY
WILL YOU CALL ME?

GIRL
I DON'T KNOW IF THERE SHOULD EVER BE A NEXT TIME

BOY
SHOULD THERE EVER BE A NEXT TIME

GIRL & BOY
SHOULD THERE EVER BE A NEXT TIME
I ...
I...
I...
HOPE SO ...

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from Dirty Laundry, released May 31, 2018
Produced by Dan Weiner
Vocals: Molly Hager & Brandon Uranowitz

Piano: Jason Sherbundy

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Michael R. Jackson New York, New York

Michael R. Jackson (aka The Living MJ). Musical theater composer. Lyricist. Book writer. Trash talker. Honesty is my brand. Check me out at www.youtube.com/michaelrj1981, www.thelivingmichaeljackson.com, and www.facebook.com/thelivingmichaeljackson

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